It's like putting a watermelon into a pinhole.

Snooki

Sammi: Who gives a f*%k?
JWoww: What, did you grow some balls all of a sudden?

[to JWoww, on his bling] It's like your t!ts. Looks sick, but it's fake.

Vinny

With this spray-tan, this chain, and this fitted, how could she not love me?

Vinny

If she wants to come into my bed and throw it at me, I'm gonna take it.

Vinny

Sammi: Was she talking $h!t?
Angelina: Yeah.

I'm done with it. Done.

Sammi

Nothing happened. She's still with the f*%king kid! What else are you guys gonna do? What else do you want me to do?

Angelina

She's lucky I don't go in there and backhand her.

Angelina

You want your space, I'll leave you alone.

Ronnie

I'll be flipping pancakes while people are punching each other in the face.

The Situation

So, um, I, um, got a taxi for you, baby ... I set up everything for you. Are you good?

The Situation
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Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 6 Quotes

Right now, Pauly would hook up with me, he's so drunk.

Vinny

Whoever wrote me the note, thank you, I appreciate it because I look like a f*%king idiot.

Sammi
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