Jersey Shore "One Shot" Quotes
Snooki: I'm not trashy, unless I drink too much.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Snooki: [to JWoww] If you leave, I'm going to stuff your nose with Tampons.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ronnie: That was one punch!
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Situation: It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Vinny: Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands... she's definitely a stage 5 clinger.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 5