Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 1: "Goin' South" Quotes
JWoww: When I saw Angelina I was like 'that's the icing on the cake.'
Snooki: I'm going to act like she's a fly on the wall and pretend she's not there.
Angelina: We're cool, right?
Sammi: I dunno, I've been hearing a lot of stuff.
It wasn't working out so we just both decided to be single.Sammi
Ron is at the club hooking up with grenades, which is a bigger ugly chick, and land mines, which is a thinner ugly chick, and ... loving life.The Situation
Snooki: You're a white rat and you're f*%king pale and you're nasty.
Angelina: Yeah well you're too tan and you're disgusting.
Snooki: I AM tan and I like being tan BITCH!
Ronnie's obliviated at this point.Vinny
Angelina rooming with me and Situation could be a good thing or a bad thing. I don't want the drama in Miami, but then again maybe there'll be a slow night, it's raining, we got no chicks â€” you never know what can happen.Pauly D
I love single Ronnie.Pauly D
Can't do nothin' in this weather. Can't tan, can't creep. Girls don't come out in this weather, they stay in the house.Pauly D
Who does AAA call when AAA gets stuck?The Situation
If you're gonna hand me a bottle of SoCo, something just comes over me - I just go crazy!Snooki
I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan. Obama doesn't have that problem. Obviously.Snooki