Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 1: "Goin' South" Quotes
My uncles, they just want me to bang everybody, but I'm interested in more quality girls.
Vinny
I'm tryin' to be classy right now!
Angelina
I would legit beat the living $h!t out of Angelina and Ron at the same time if Ron and Angelina ever hooked up.
Sammi
I feel like a pilgrim from the f*%king '20s washing this $h!t in the sink.
Snooki
Angelina: I think you should shut your f*%king mouth.
JWoww: You want to step the f*%k outside? Let's go!
I'm gonna bring a little Jersey down to MIA, which is Miami, and I'm excited.
The Situation
What's her problem? I was mad chill with her.
Angelina
My bronzer is leaking off my face.
Snooki
[to Ronnie] Gym, tan, smush, huh?
Sammi