Baterrrrr up b*tches!

Snookie

[on Jwoww] I got a boner.

Snooki

Hell has to be just like this.

Vinny

I'm the reason you're still here. I'm the reason you got through Miami. You're the fakest in the house and I'll make you crumble real f*%king quick.

Ronnie

I'd like an apology pizza delivered to Nicole.

Jeff

I need closure, bro.

Sammi

Face down, ass up ... that's the way I like to have a good time.

Deena

We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair... whose hair is already straight! Come on man! The only thing that needs to be straightened out is her brain.

Mike

What don't I do for Sam? Besides wipe her ass for her and breathe for her.

Ronnie

I look like a hot drunk baseball player right now and I'm lovin' it. BATTER UP, BITCHES!

Snooki

You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!! for my sister.

Pauly D

I hate the ocean, it's all whale sperm. Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty, from the f**kin' whale sperm.

Snooki
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Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 6 Quotes

Why is Ronnie bleeding out of his ass? I have no idea.

Sammi

Everyone's having a good time, everyone's gettin' along in the house. But, once again, one step forward, two step backs.

Ronnie
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