Baterrrrr up b*tches!

Snookie

[on Jwoww] I got a boner.

Snooki

Hell has to be just like this.

Vinny

I'm the reason you're still here. I'm the reason you got through Miami. You're the fakest in the house and I'll make you crumble real f*%king quick.

Ronnie

I'd like an apology pizza delivered to Nicole.

Jeff

I need closure, bro.

Sammi

Face down, ass up ... that's the way I like to have a good time.

Deena

We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair... whose hair is already straight! Come on man! The only thing that needs to be straightened out is her brain.

Mike

What don't I do for Sam? Besides wipe her ass for her and breathe for her.

Ronnie
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