Jersey Shore "Should We Just Break Up?" Quotes
Snookie: Baterrrrr up b*tches!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: [on Jwoww] I got a boner.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Vinny: Hell has to be just like this.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Ronnie: I'm the reason you're still here. I'm the reason you got through Miami. You're the fakest in the house and I'll make you crumble real f*%king quick.
• Rating: Unrated
Jeff: I'd like an apology pizza delivered to Nicole.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sammi: I need closure, bro.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Deena: Face down, ass up ... that's the way I like to have a good time.
• Rating: 3.8 / 5.0
Mike: We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair... whose hair is already straight! Come on man! The only thing that needs to be straightened out is her brain.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ronnie: What don't I do for Sam? Besides wipe her ass for her and breathe for her.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: I look like a hot drunk baseball player right now and I'm lovin' it. BATTER UP, BITCHES!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 18
