My ideal man would be Italian, dark, muscled ... juice-head guido.

Snooki

Snooki's staying and I'm ready to party. I'm ready to meet sexy guidos and I'm ready just to f*%king be single.

Snooki

I am a princess at home, like, I am the f*%king princess of f*%king Poughkeepsie. Here, I am nobody. I'm, like, emotionally exhausted.

Snooki

Oh, the Ron-Ron Juice is the sh!t that gets the night going. I mean whenever that sh!t comes out it's always a filthy night.

Ronnie

[to Vinny] That's what you get for putting a fat girl's ass in your face! That's how you get pink eye!

Ronnie

If I was just gonna get sloppy, I should have just pounded out what's her name on Friday night.

Ronnie

I left the club early because I didn't want to cheat on my boyfriend, and I felt like eating ham and drinkin' water. Ham.

Jenni

Don't let the hair fool you, like, I'm not a bitch.

Pauly D

In a weird Snookers world, like me and Snookers would make the best, like, little guidos and guidettes, little poofs and blow-outs on our little kids.

Pauly D
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