Jersey Shore "The Tanned Triangle" Quotes
Snooki: My ideal man would be Italian, dark, muscled ... juice-head guido.
• Rating: 3.3 / 5.0
Snooki: Snooki's staying and I'm ready to party. I'm ready to meet sexy guidos and I'm ready just to f*%king be single.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: I am a princess at home, like, I am the f*%king princess of f*%king Poughkeepsie. Here, I am nobody. I'm, like, emotionally exhausted.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ronnie: Oh, the Ron-Ron Juice is the sh!t that gets the night going. I mean whenever that sh!t comes out it's always a filthy night.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ronnie: [to Vinny] That's what you get for putting a fat girl's ass in your face! That's how you get pink eye!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ronnie: If I was just gonna get sloppy, I should have just pounded out what's her name on Friday night.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jenni: I left the club early because I didn't want to cheat on my boyfriend, and I felt like eating ham and drinkin' water. Ham.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pauly D: Don't let the hair fool you, like, I'm not a bitch.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Pauly D: In a weird Snookers world, like me and Snookers would make the best, like, little guidos and guidettes, little poofs and blow-outs on our little kids.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sammi: You only learn, you grow, you move on, you have to push through every situation that you're in.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 21
