Jersey Shore Season 4 Episode 3: "Twinning" Quotes
This is not me, this is not what I do, I like penis.
Deena
Mike you're a f**king douchebag, I hate you, I f**king hate you!!
Snooki
Everybody knows The Situation is not a liar.
Mike
[to Mike] I don't want to be friends with you, I don't like you, I can't even look at you right now!
Snooki
I thought she was gonna get with Mike, I thought she was gonna get with Deena, I didn't know who this chick was gonna get with, but somehow she ends up on top of me.
Vinny
Deena's being lesbianic tonight.
Snooki
It was supposed to be a manage-a-twin ... I was supposed to be Twinning. I'm upset, but not too upset because I still have one twin.
The Situation
This is a full blown lesbianic experience right now.
Pauly D
When you're drunk, sometimes you just make out with girls.
Deena
Hey Guys! Deena's making out with the twin right now!
Ronnie
I put the groundwork in with these twins and it looks like I'm gonna have a little threesome tonight.
Mike
Twinning!
Snooki
