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I turn around and see both twins and I'm like holy f@%king smokes!

Pauly D

I recently said if Ron and Sam get back together, I'll kill myself. When you're thinking suicide in someone else's relationship? That's how bad it is.

Pauly D

Ron and Sam are back together and we have set ourselves back months and months of progress.

Vinny

Look how romantical that is.

Sammi

A threesome is not a simple task to accomplish, but then again The Situation does the impossible.

The Situation

You wanna try for something, two hot twins in a threesome is worth trying for.

Pauly D

We'll be right here eating popcorn while you guys get it in.

Vinny

Alright dad I'll call you back after Mike tries to get his booty call on.

Snooki

How do you say easy girl... I'm not that.

Deena

[toasting] Firenze! Wait. Is Firenze, Florence?

Snooki

Deena is on a mission to find a frisking Italian man.

Deena

I can't read a map because I can't see. Ron can't read a map because you know, Ron's Ron.

Snooki
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Jersey Shore Season 4 Episode 3 Quotes

I can't read a map because I can't see. Ron can't read a map because you know, Ron's Ron.

Snooki

I'm supposed to be wearing glasses but I'm not doing that because I'll look ugly.

Snooki