She's begging for Seabiscuit. Like literally. Begging.

Vinny

If I want a beer, then I can have a beer. This isn't law school, it's a t-shirt shop.

Snooki

Deena likes to call herself a 'Holiday,' I call her 'The Holiday Inn.'

Mike

She's like a 3,000-pound man. She's like a bulldozer.

JWoww

Seriously, like, who pees in a bar?

Snooki

I keep getting camel toe, I feel.

Deena

My vagina's out.

Snooki

We just got chemistry, you know? And I'm not talking about the class.

Mike

You brought me into this house, and Jenni has had my back since day one.

Deena

[to Sammi] Oh my God, bitch. You're such a whore. Why were you like that?

Snooki

A lot of guys might think I'm crazy for not wanting to [have sex with Snooki].

Vinny
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Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 3 Quotes

[to Sammi] Oh my God, bitch. You're such a whore. Why were you like that?

Snooki

A lot of guys might think I'm crazy for not wanting to [have sex with Snooki].

Vinny
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