Jersey Shore "Where's the Beach?" Quotes (Page 2)
Snooki: Stop caring and f*%k me!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mike: It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper, then somebody takes away the chicken and then you're left with salt and pepper.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Vinny: She's begging for Seabiscuit. Like literally. Begging.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: If I want a beer, then I can have a beer. This isn't law school, it's a t-shirt shop.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mike: Deena likes to call herself a 'Holiday,' I call her 'The Holiday Inn.'
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
JWoww: She's like a 3,000-pound man. She's like a bulldozer.
• Rating: Unrated
Snooki: Seriously, like, who pees in a bar?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Deena: I keep getting camel toe, I feel.
• Rating: Unrated
Snooki: My vagina's out.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mike: We just got chemistry, you know? And I'm not talking about the class.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 23