I need a mind condom because I'm being mind f*%ked.

Ronnie

Stop caring and f*%k me!

Snooki

It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper, then somebody takes away the chicken and then you're left with salt and pepper.

Mike

She's begging for Seabiscuit. Like literally. Begging.

Vinny

If I want a beer, then I can have a beer. This isn't law school, it's a t-shirt shop.

Snooki

Deena likes to call herself a 'Holiday,' I call her 'The Holiday Inn.'

Mike

She's like a 3,000-pound man. She's like a bulldozer.

JWoww

Seriously, like, who pees in a bar?

Snooki

I keep getting camel toe, I feel.

Deena
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