We're just trying to, you know, do sex, and this freaking clock keeps going off.

Deena

I was always told to like defend myself. I will take down the world if I feel like somebody touched me the wrong way.

Sammi

You don't yank my new weave that I just got.

Sammi

Sam getting into a fight, that's some scary s#$t, and I just don't know what to do right now.

Ronnie

So we go downstairs it's like mad dark, but like ten seconds into the club where the crowd was, bang, I see like these two girls like rolling around on the ground and I'm like oh s#$t, chick fight, then I look over and I'm like holy s#$t it's Sam!

Pauly D

The bunny costume is f#$king awesome, just because it looks like a serial killer.

Snooki

I don't even remember this stripper's name. Could've been Indeeda, because I need a cigarette, I need some French toast, you know what, I need you to get the hell out of here.

Situation

Yeaaa Buddy! Birthday sex, everybody should get laid on their birthday.

Pauly D

I have no idea why this stripper is worrying about socks.

Situation
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