Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Quotes (Page 4)

Episode 2: "One Man Down"

Ronnie: It's not like you're with your girlfriend, It's like you're taking care of your child.
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Jionni: Babe your whole f$#king a$$ is out.
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Ronnie: Snooki is wasted off her face, and Jionni is definitely pissed because he has to babysit Nicole.
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Pauly D: I'm wearing my favorite necklace, my favorite watch ... fresh to death.
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Deena: I don't know who I'm gonna make out with but it's gonna be someone good.
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Snooki: It's important to look your hottest the first night of Karma, just because if you don't look hot the first night of Karma, karma will get you.
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JWOWW: Wow you look really good.
Snooki: Would you bang me?
JWOWW: Bent over and sideways.
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Deena: [to Pauly] Even though you a little off your A game, you're still gonna bring back b#@ches tonight and have sex. I'm just saying.
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Snooki: I never thought in my wildest dreams that I would tell anybody in this house to stop tanning... that's when you know the world is coming to an end.
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Pauly D: So it peeled and then I exfoliated and then I burnt that part that peeled ... Pauly D problems.
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Pauly D: I got no tan in Italy so I got a little excited, I went tanning in Jersey, went tanning went tanning went tanning ... I burnt my whole f--kin' face off.
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Pauly D: We're going to get mani-pedis.
Vinny: You know, guy stuff.
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Vinny: What are you doing now?
Pauly: Waiting for you, let's get a pedicure.
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JWOWW: I didn't even put on underwear today.
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Snooki: Jionni's like "don't drink so much, don't black out" ... I can't even get drunk with my roommates.
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Pauly D: I never felt so violated in my life.
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Ronnie: I probably shouldn't have done that in front of Vin, I think Vin got a little mad because that's his bi$#h.
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Mike: All it is is you got to know how to play chess. If you don't know how to play chess, maybe drop down and try checkers.
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Situation: But uh, Jionni's hungry right now, he wants to eat this sandwich, he wouldn't be cooking if he wasn't.
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Situation: It's very ironic that Jionni's borrowing my clothes and cooking in the kitchen right now for me, and Paula's just sitting there waiting ... now that's a situation!
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