Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Quotes (Page 4)

Season 5 Episode 3: "Dropping Like Flies"

Pauly D: [on the phone] How are you?
Dispatcher: Fine.
Pauly: How are the Kids?
Dispatcher: What?
Pauly: Can I have a cab?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: This girl is Vinny's type to a T. So I smooshed her as a perfect way to honor Vinny.
 • Rating: Unrated

Situation: I'm tired of being the bad dude, I don't know if I can do it anymore.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: I'm going to smash this tattooed chick in my man Vinny's bed. In honor of my man Vinny for leaving the house.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: In memory of Vinny, I'm rocking skinny jeans.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deena: It's like fingerprints, how are you going to tell a guidette apart without her extensions?
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: Deena's hair is f****** disgusting right now. You might as well go Britney Spears and shave it off.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mike: [to Deena] Your a** is hanging out. Are you for real. What corner was you working tonight?
 • Rating: Unrated

Deena: Now's it's two meat balls on the loose and we're completely not in the state of mind we should be.
 • Rating: Unrated

Deena: You know it's bad when I'm the sober one.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: I'm mad drunk right now.
Deena: Can you walk at all?
 • Rating: Unrated

Deena: We met this awesome gay guy. You're gay right? I love gay men. Love them! I can hang out with gay men all freaking day.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: Let's just get wasty pants.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: We're not going to remember it. We're probably gonna make out. Team Meatballs!
 • Rating: Unrated

Situation: We got Situation nation coming down tonight!
 • Rating: Unrated

Vinny: I had a lot of anxiety over there, so... I had to deal with it over here, you know. It wasn't the right environment for me to be in... it was too much.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: I would have used the grenade camera on the girl Situation brought home but I had to get this cute girl to get it in for my man Vinny.
 • Rating: Unrated

Situation: I'm like a shopper at a store, I see something I like and it's 'Come with me.'
 • Rating: Unrated

JWOWW: Deena overreacts about everything ... hearing that Vinny stubbed his toe, she might have cried.
 • Rating: Unrated

JWOWW: That was the last thing I thought was gonna happen.
 • Rating: Unrated

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