Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Quotes (Page 5)

Season 5 Episode 3: "Dropping Like Flies"

Pauly D: At this point, my man leaves me. I gotta go tell the rest of the household that he may not be coming back.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: I just want to grab onto my dude and go 'don't go, don't go, don't leave me dude!'
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 2: "One Man Down"

Pauly D: I just want to grab onto my dude and be like, don't go, don't leave me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vinny: I have a choice, either not react to the craziness going on around me or remove myself, either way I have a choice.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: I'm not drinking for the rest of my life, until tonight.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: So I'm now coming up with a new plan, whenever a girl leaves the house, I'm gonna hug her and pat her down at the same exact time.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: I feel like the girl probably took Pauly's chain so the next day she could come back again and try and smash ... I would do that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: This is what I get for going into the nasty a$$ smush room, I'll never go into the smush room again.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: I see my diamond chain glistening in the sun looking all perfect and I'm like thank god.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: I'm thinking like, the girl you brought home last night stole your chain, obvi. She probably stuffed it in her a$$ crack.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: [to dispatcher] I don't have an hour ... she's going to die.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: I don't know if this girl wants to hang around, but I definitely don't want her to hang around.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: Smush was good but, it's time for Shantel to leave and I gotta call her a cab.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: Shantel, I'm gonna lay you on the bed and ... do you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mike: I'm leaving with no girl, I was getting pissed and I was like wow, this might happen right now. It was almost like Joe Montana, 20 seconds left in the fourth quarter, I throw the pass ... Paula catches it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: Shantel is like the definition of DTF, she's so DTF right now it's like not even funny.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: It's not like you're with your girlfriend, It's like you're taking care of your child.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jionni: Babe your whole f$#king a$$ is out.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: Snooki is wasted off her face, and Jionni is definitely pissed because he has to babysit Nicole.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: I'm wearing my favorite necklace, my favorite watch ... fresh to death.
 • Rating: Unrated

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