I'm going to smash this tattooed chick in my man Vinny's bed. In honor of my man Vinny for leaving the house.

Pauly D

In memory of Vinny, I'm rocking skinny jeans.

Ronnie

It's like fingerprints, how are you going to tell a guidette apart without her extensions?

Deena

Deena's hair is f****** disgusting right now. You might as well go Britney Spears and shave it off.

Snooki

[to Deena] Your a** is hanging out. Are you for real. What corner was you working tonight?

Mike

Now's it's two meat balls on the loose and we're completely not in the state of mind we should be.

Deena

You know it's bad when I'm the sober one.

Deena

Snooki: I'm mad drunk right now.
Deena: Can you walk at all?

We met this awesome gay guy. You're gay right? I love gay men. Love them! I can hang out with gay men all freaking day.

Deena
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