I'm not drinking for the rest of my life, until tonight.

Pauly D

So I'm now coming up with a new plan, whenever a girl leaves the house, I'm gonna hug her and pat her down at the same exact time.

Pauly D

I feel like the girl probably took Pauly's chain so the next day she could come back again and try and smash ... I would do that.

Snooki

This is what I get for going into the nasty a$$ smush room, I'll never go into the smush room again.

Pauly D

I see my diamond chain glistening in the sun looking all perfect and I'm like thank god.

Pauly D

I'm thinking like, the girl you brought home last night stole your chain, obvi. She probably stuffed it in her a$$ crack.

Snooki

[to dispatcher] I don't have an hour ... she's going to die.

Pauly D

I don't know if this girl wants to hang around, but I definitely don't want her to hang around.

Pauly D

Smush was good but, it's time for Shantel to leave and I gotta call her a cab.

Pauly D

Shantel, I'm gonna lay you on the bed and ... do you.

Pauly D

I'm leaving with no girl, I was getting pissed and I was like wow, this might happen right now. It was almost like Joe Montana, 20 seconds left in the fourth quarter, I throw the pass ... Paula catches it.

Mike

Shantel is like the definition of DTF, she's so DTF right now it's like not even funny.

Pauly D
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Jersey Shore Quotes

I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.

Sammi

[to Angelina] You wanna stay, you can get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat! Stay, get your ass beat! Sleep with one f*%kin' eye open!

JWoww
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