Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Quotes (Page 8)

Season 5 Episode 1: "Hurricane Situation"

Situation: Nicole is going off saying really mean things. It's probably the stupidest thing you can do because this is the key witness to the crime.
 • Rating: Unrated

Situation: Everybody knows the story, but now the witnesses are here. It's only a matter of time before the truth comes out.
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Ronnie: Uncle Nino is the ultimate creep. I feel he should be in this house with us. Honestly, I feel he should get the smoosh room.
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Pauly D: Uncle Nino is back. He's drunk. He's hitting on every girl in the place.
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JWoww: There's unfinished business ... You have Jionni with Vinny, Jionni with Mike. Tonight can get ugly real quick.
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Ronnie: Vinny's haircut is a mixture between a mullet, a mohawk, and a faux hawk. I don't even know what to call that. But it looks good on him.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: This is America. I can breathe. I smell the smog. I love it.
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Ronnie: I feel like I'm in heaven because I get to GTL again.
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Pauly D: I have an emergency. I have an emergency. I need the strongest lotion you have and the max time, and I want to go twice.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: I'm 14 days behing my game. I need to get back to bussiness.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: Ohh Yeahhh. Tanning. Yeahh.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: I want to shock my system. I'm tanorexic, bro.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: First thing I want to do now that I'm back in America is I want to go tanning. I'm as pale as a ghost. I'm almost as white as Mike's teeth.
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Mike "The Situation": If we don't GTL, it's like the end of civilization.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly: It feel great to be back at the T-Shirt shop. As crazy as it sounds, I can't wait to work again.
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Danny: This is the palest you've ever seen. You're all Vinny's color.
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Snooki: We decided we're gonna check out the Shore Store becuase we're gonna be working there. Again!
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Deena: Ohh. I want Ron Ron Juice.
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Snooki: I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like an overwhelming feeling I can't even explain. It's just weird.
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Ronnie: If he gets involved in my relationships, I'm going to be forced to put his bed on the porch.
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