Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Season 1 Quotes

Season 1 Episode 9: "That's How The Shore Goes"

Snooki: I came in with a bang and I'm going out with a bang.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Situation: Next thing you know, Snooks' clothes just started coming off.
 • Rating: Unrated

The Situation: It takes a special type of a person to get through this. We all should be proud that we balled out and had an awesome time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

JWoww: Tall, completely jacked, steroids, like, multiple growth hormones ... that's the type I'm attracted to.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Sammi: [to Ronnie] To us, past the Jersey Shore.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: [on her one-woman dance party] I was honestly going to put my hat down so I could get money.
 • Rating: Unrated

JWoww: There are so many juice heads out there. I'm like a kid in a candy shop.
 • Rating: 2.7 / 5.0

The Situation: If you're hungry, try a snickers.
Snooki: Yeah, try me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Situation: [to Snooki] If a guy doesn't like you ... it's called f*%k you, and there's so many people out there in the world that's gonna like you for you.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Sammi: I feel like it is the perfect place to go to. Like, somewhere out of Seaside. We're getting away from it all.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: We stayed boys throughout this whole thing. This bond that we shared brings us together and no one can ever take that away from us, ever. Like, we take that with us for life, this bond ... That was deep.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ronnie: I regret that I got caught. I don't regret that I hit the kid, because he had it coming.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 8: "One Shot"

Snooki: I'm not trashy, unless I drink too much.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Snooki: [to JWoww] If you leave, I'm going to stuff your nose with Tampons.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ronnie: That was one punch!
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Situation: It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Vinny: Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands... she's definitely a stage 5 clinger.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 7: "What Happens In AC"

Snooki: I'm saving myself for cowboy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vinny: [on Mike's sis] I'm think that she might have a crush on me, so ... it's gonna be a wild night.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: If I had to have sex with one person here, it would probably be him, because I know he's a nice guy, he's gotta be clean.
 • Rating: Unrated

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