Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Season 1 Quotes (Page 6)

Season 1 Episode 1: "A New Family"

Snooki: My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a nice, juiced, hot tanned guy and live my life.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ronnie: You just take your shirt off and they come to you, it's like a fly comes to sh!t.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

JWoww: I have a bad habit of playing little emotional games with men. When they date me it's cool in the beginning, we do our thing in the first month, and then I send them on a roller coaster ride to hell.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

JWoww: I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel. Can't leave without my gel.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle. It's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel ... everything.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sammi: If you're not a guido then you can get the f*ck outta my face.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Sammi: A guidette is somebody who knows how to club it up, takes really good care of themselves, has pretty hair, cakes on makeup, has tanned skin, wears the hottest heals, pretty much they know how to own it and rock it.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Sammi: Your #1 mission is to go out and find the hottest guido and take him home.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sammi: I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Vinny: Guys with the blow-outs and the fake tans, and guys that wear lip gloss and makeup, those aren't guidos, those are retards.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Angelina: How do you go in a f*%king jacuzzi with a thong and a bra? Wear a thong bikini ... that's a little bit more classier if you're gonna wear anything at all, ya know what I mean?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Angelina: I am the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island baby.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Mike: Yo, I mean, this situation is gonna be indescribable, you can't even describe the situation that you're about to get into with The Situation.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Mike: You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to somebody that looks like Rambo, pretty much, with his shirt off.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mike: This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's ... we call it The Situation.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Angie: I am all natural. I have real boobs. I have a nice fat ass. Look at this sh*t, I mean, come on, I'm hot.
 • Rating: 2.8 / 5.0

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