Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Season 2 Quotes

Season 2 Episode 13: "Back Into The Fold"

JWOWW: I'm upset with you because I heard that you called me fake.
Pauly: When did I call you fake?
JWOWW: That's what I heard.
Pauly: From who?!
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Mike: I'd like to give a trophy to who did the least in this house. Let's vote right now.
Sammi: I don't give a f**k.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Pauly D: The girls wanna have a threesome with you, that's not an issue.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sammi: Why are you with me?
Ronnie: I'm in love with you. Why? I can't help the way I feel.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Sammi: I like to be with my boyfriend at all times. Do you get that?
 • Rating: 2.7 / 5.0

Pauly D: I'm not going to smash it out with Rocio before I leave. Umm, it's not that kind of chick. I don't need to, I want to get to know her first.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: Youse are all f*%kin' nuts!!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: Aww yeah, last cheer yeah!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: A crow comes and it starts quacking at us ... or not quacking, what does a crow do?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: How do you spell likely?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ronnie: Mike's definitely a pot stirrer, yes, he likes to cause a lot of problems and then go take a nap after he does it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: If you want me to cook and poison everybody and we're gonna be dead in two minutes? Whatever.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

JWoww: I am not f*%king any of my roommates... therefore I should not be cleaning up after their sh!t.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vinny: When you actually have a good girl out there, say no to hoes.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Vinny: Okay, they're not the prettiest girls in the world. Sometimes if you mix two grenades it might make one good lookin' girl.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

JWoww: I hate frogs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: I am so excited because we are going to see the crocadillies.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Situation: The bugs in the Everglades are huge. They're about the size of Snooki.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Pauly D: That air boat is serious, the propeller is huge... that'll work better than my hair dryer, maybe instead of 25 minutes to do my hair it will only take 10.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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