I put the hippopotamus to bed.

The Situation

I'm sort of a softy sometimes. I'm a sensitive dude.

The Situation

The Situation was a man in that situation.

Angelina

Sympathetic. Word of the day... that's a big word!

Snooki

I found this note. This note pretty much told me that Ron gets with fat chicks, hooks up with girls, holds hands with girls, got a girl's number...

Sammi

She's f--king bugging out!

Vinny

Right away, I know it's Snooki or Jenni. But then I read the letter and see the word 'wisely' and I know Snooki doesn't use that kind of vocabulary.

Ronnie

I'm definitely not a saint. If I walked into a church, I'd probably burst into flames to be honest with you. [But] I think I can probably talk my way out of the hole I dug. I mean, how deep is a grave?

Ronnie

If they end up back together, she looks like the dumbest b!tch.

JWoww

Sammi: I'm done.
Ronnie: Do you want this or you don't?

I'm hooking up with this girl, your girl's girl, and your girlfriend's girlfriend's girlfriend. Somebody's gotta do it.

The Situation

Snooki: You farted and it's coming in my mouth & nose.
Angelina: Oops.

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Jersey Shore Season 2 Quotes

[to Angelina] You wanna stay, you can get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat! Stay, get your ass beat! Sleep with one f*%kin' eye open!

JWoww

My bronzer is leaking off my face.

Snooki
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