Jersey Shore Season 2 Quotes
I put the hippopotamus to bed.The Situation
I'm sort of a softy sometimes. I'm a sensitive dude.The Situation
The Situation was a man in that situation.Angelina
Sympathetic. Word of the day... that's a big word!Snooki
I found this note. This note pretty much told me that Ron gets with fat chicks, hooks up with girls, holds hands with girls, got a girl's number...Sammi
She's f--king bugging out!Vinny
Right away, I know it's Snooki or Jenni. But then I read the letter and see the word 'wisely' and I know Snooki doesn't use that kind of vocabulary.Ronnie
I'm definitely not a saint. If I walked into a church, I'd probably burst into flames to be honest with you. [But] I think I can probably talk my way out of the hole I dug. I mean, how deep is a grave?Ronnie
If they end up back together, she looks like the dumbest b!tch.JWoww
Sammi: I'm done.
Ronnie: Do you want this or you don't?
I'm hooking up with this girl, your girl's girl, and your girlfriend's girlfriend's girlfriend. Somebody's gotta do it.The Situation
Snooki: You farted and it's coming in my mouth & nose.