Snooki: I'm not white.
Jenni: What are you?
Snooki: Tan.

Jose's taken Angelina on a number of dates. Buying her Fossil watches. I don't how much it was. $39.99? $49.99? The man should be smashed.

The Situation

There's nothing like a nice herpe to ruin a party.

Pauly D

This is probably the best accomplishment I've had in a long time. To kick the shit out of Jenni.


Ok, Kim Kardashian. More like the Rob Kardashian of Staten Island.


I've never seen the kitchen this bad. There's hair extensions, there's finger nails, there's like a tuna fish sandwich on the ground. It's like World War III went down last night. It's crazy!

Pauly D

Is there any more turkey sandwich?

Pauly D

I'm drinking my horny goat weed. I'm gonna masturbate and I'm going to bed.


How does it feel, Jenni, to have the crap beat out of you by me? I'm basking in it right now.

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