Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Season 2 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 2 Episode 8: "All in the Family"

Snooki: [on Angelina] You had my sloppy seconds. Good for you. And obviously you're loosey goosey because he got in it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: Vinny is gonna take the girl he's in love with. I'm gonna take the girl I'm in love with. You can come, too.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vinny: If someone hands you a Bentley, you're just gonna keep driving.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 7: "Sleeping with the Enemy"

Pauly D: Angelina thinks like a guy so she wants to get laid. Vinny is a guy so he wants to get laid.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: And if it's a smush, you gotta put lotion on your butt.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Snooki: FYI, I'm not cooking tacos tonight.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: I'm very excited for him to come over and you know, get it in.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Situation: Just like when you're little and you want to believe Santa Claus is alive. Santa Claus is f**king dead.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vinny: Ronni's MacGyver, yo.
Situation: He got off scott free.
 • Rating: Unrated

Situation: What do you think of Jenni and Sammi? I feel like Sammi slayed the giant.
Vinny: Just by stepping up to her, you get a tie. And if you get in a tie with Mayweather, you get respect.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Snooki: I'm not white.
Jenni: What are you?
Snooki: Tan.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Situation: Jose's taken Angelina on a number of dates. Buying her Fossil watches. I don't how much it was. $39.99? $49.99? The man should be smashed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: There's nothing like a nice herpe to ruin a party.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Sammi: This is probably the best accomplishment I've had in a long time. To kick the s**t out of Jenni.
 • Rating: Unrated

Vinny: Ok, Kim Kardashian. More like the Rob Kardashian of Staten Island.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: I've never seen the kitchen this bad. There's hair extensions, there's finger nails, there's like a tuna fish sandwich on the ground. It's like World War III went down last night. It's crazy!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: Is there any more turkey sandwich?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenni: I'm drinking my horny goat weed. I'm gonna masturbate and I'm going to bed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sammi: How does it feel, Jenni, to have the crap beat out of you by me? I'm basking in it right now.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 6: "Not So Shore"

Snooki: It's like putting a watermelon into a pinhole.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

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