Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Season 2 Quotes (Page 9)

Season 2 Episode 3: "Creepin'"

Vinny: It just so happens our initials are MVP. Mike, Vinny, Pauly. We are the MVPs of MIA ... supporting the GFF.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vinny: Did I bang Snooki last night? Did I DO the unthinkable?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Snooki: Wanna f*%k?
Vinny: Sure.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Situation: I think Sammi has an idea, but she just doesn't want to believe it. It all dates back to when you thought the Tooth Fairy was, you know, alive.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: The truth will come out! It's gonna blow up in his face. He's like IFF!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: Ronnie and Sam, they get in one little fight, and Ron thinks that just because they're in a fight, he's allowed to creep.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sammi: We're having another great night out, then the next thing I know, I turn around and Ronnie's $h!tfaced wasted. And I don't appreciate it.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Vinny: As you can see, I got a good fade going ... they know how to do it in the hood.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Vinny: So me and Ronnie go to this new barbershop. It's kind of a hood barbershop. I have thick, Silician hair ... If someone can cut a black person's hair, they can typically cut mine.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Vinny: I actually like Enzo. The fact that he calls me Vincenzo really makes me feel at home. That's what all the old school Italians in my family call me.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

JWoww: [to Angelina] At the end of the day, that kid's my brother, and if he can't hit you, I will. You're lucky you're so drunk. Wait 'til tomorrow.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: I've seen drunk people before, but that was like bipolar or something ... I think that's a problem.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: [to camera] Not cool. [to Angelina] C'mon, one more time, smack me. [she does] Get the f*%k away from me!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: Ow. It hurts my vagina.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 2: "The Hangover"

Ronnie: I'm just gonna deny, deny, deny until Angelina says something ... and World War III starts.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Snooki: I'm walking blind here! Do you have any pickles?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Guy on phone: May I speak to Angelina?
Snooki: No, she died. [hangs up]
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

JWoww: [to Angelina] You wanna stay, you can get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat! Stay, get your ass beat! Sleep with one f*%kin' eye open!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Pauly D: So I see Angelina up there dancing with girls, and it's not really surprising, but it's interesting.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Situation: Can I place an order?
Delivery guy: What's the name?
The Situation: Situation.
Delivery guy: Name?
The Situation: Yeah. Situation. S-i-t-u-a-t-i-o-n.
Delivery guy: Whatever man, what's your order?
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

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