Is there any more turkey sandwich?

Pauly D

I'm drinking my horny goat weed. I'm gonna masturbate and I'm going to bed.

Jenni

How does it feel, Jenni, to have the crap beat out of you by me? I'm basking in it right now.

Sammi

It's like putting a watermelon into a pinhole.

Snooki

Sammi: Who gives a f*%k?
JWoww: What, did you grow some balls all of a sudden?

[to JWoww, on his bling] It's like your t!ts. Looks sick, but it's fake.

Vinny

With this spray-tan, this chain, and this fitted, how could she not love me?

Vinny

If she wants to come into my bed and throw it at me, I'm gonna take it.

Vinny

Sammi: Was she talking $h!t?
Angelina: Yeah.

I'm done with it. Done.

Sammi

Nothing happened. She's still with the f*%king kid! What else are you guys gonna do? What else do you want me to do?

Angelina

She's lucky I don't go in there and backhand her.

Angelina

Jersey Shore Season 2 Quotes

The Situation: Shut your mouth you dirty little hamster.
Angelina: You look like Popeye on crack.
The Situation: You look like a ho.
Angelina: You're a dirtbag and your penis should fall off.

My bronzer is leaking off my face.

Snooki