Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Season 3 Quotes (Page 11)

Season 3 Episode 1: "Back to the Shore"

Deena: I tried to be nice to [Sammi]. I hope she rots in hell. I will f*%kin' knock her out.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Situation: The answer is ... day one, I had to pull the eject button.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

JWoww: [to Vinny] Stick it in one of the jet holes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sammi: A walking holiday? What does that mean? Are you gonna give out candy? Like I don't get it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I don't need the vibrator, we'll see.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ronnie: Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like and she says she's the new roommate.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deena: I can't wait to blow the f*%kin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone I'm drunk.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: When I see everyone drinking with me it's like Hallelujah, Hallelujah!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

JWoww: I hope they get a f*%kin' incurable disease living up there.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vinny: Like a monkey has to go to the f*%kin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey Shore.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up with my roommates.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

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