Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Season 3 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 3 Episode 12: "A House Divided"

Ronnie: Now I know how she felt in Miami. Well, not really, but I got a taste of how she felt in Miami.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: You're embarrassing me. You're embarrassing yourself ... Stop, because I will yank the phone right out of the wall and you won't be able to get in touch with me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: This lady is an atomic bomb.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 11: "GTF (Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting)"

Vinny: Oh my God, I'm a different race!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

JWoww: The guys look really good from afar, but once they come up to our table, they are jack-hideous.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vinny: I'm standing here in my skintight briefs. I look like a total tool.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ronnie: So go home. Go back home. Go back home and talk to Arvin.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: [to Sam] Let me prove it to you. I'm not the same person.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly: If Ron and Sam's relationship continues I'll kill myself ... there will be no more DJ, I'll kill myself.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ronnie: Your hand was in the f*%kin' cookie jar, how are you gonna sit there with the crumbs on your lip and be like, I didn't eat the cookie!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly: GTI ... Gym, Tan, I'm Not Buyin' It.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Pauly: GTF! Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting Behind Ronnie's Back.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

JWoww: I think Sam's doggin' Ron ... until we get the facts straight, it looks pretty bad on Sam's part.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly: [mocking Vin] Don't touch me, I'm tanned!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Mike: When Ron is crying on my shoulder, good old Sammi, the sweetest b!tch you'll ever met, is callin' another dude. Sammi, you got caught you sneaky b!tch!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sammi: You want my honest opinion? That right there looks suspect.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vinny: I look like a total tool, the spray tan is freezing cold, but I know that it's gonna be for a good cause, I'm gonna get tanned. Pain is beauty.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mike: I run into my boy, Arvin ... he looks like a jacked-up-guido-MacGyver!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: I look like a pale freak. I feel like Vinny.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenni: It reminds me of the aquarium, the moment you tap the glass and make 'em come to you, it freaks you out.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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