Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Season 3 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 3 Episode 9: "Kissing Cousins"

Deena: People think I'm dumb, but I'm really not that dumb.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sammi: Don't ruin your life over me.
Ronnie: You are my life now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sammi: I never thought you would ever, like, do that to me, and you did ... I always knew what I had, and, like, you didn't.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: I need someone who understands what I'm going through.
 • Rating: Unrated

Vinny: [on Snook] I care about her too much to let her smash two nights.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mike: Deena and Snooks have just shown again why they defy the laws of intelligence.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: Whatever... f*%k my life. Sh!t happens.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: [to Sam] You are my life.
 • Rating: Unrated

Deena: Mike thinks he's gonna get over on the Meatballs, but in reality baby, the Meatballs make the best of every situation, so go screw yourself Mike.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: Can you look at me real quick?! WATCH THE ROAD!!!! But do I look hot???
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Vinny: Rivoli's... Rivoli's... where you can get canolis.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly: I'll stay an extra hour, cuz I know we f*%ked up ... just 'cause she took a sh!t and he bought a vehicle. Excuse my language.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deena: I'm hungover, I'm not having a good time. Work blows d!ck for skittles right now, I wanna kill myself.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: If you don't want to cuddle, thanks for the braciola but no dinner dates with you and me, goodbye, never see you again.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 7: "Cabs Are Here!"

Mike: Ironically, Ron called Sam every curse under the sun and destroyed all of her stuff. Ron had been pissed at me for Guy Code ... it's like where's like general Human Code?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: I'm stressed over over Ron and Sam's relationship ... am I supposed to be stressed out over someone else's relationship?? It's not right!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Pauly D: Definitely surprised Mike and Ronnie are huggin' it out after this big heated argument they just had... I don't know, maybe Mike gave him some like Voodoo trick or something like that to avoid getting his ass kicked by Ronnie.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vinny: We realize that there's no help for them. I thought it was gonna get better, but then you realize they just love to fight with each other, so let 'em go.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: I'm over here tryin' to clean my sneaks, I can't concentrate with all this fighting ... like they're talkin' about f*ckin' relationships and my sneakers are dirty!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sammi: Ron, ya know what? Watch me, cause I'm gonna f*%kin' sh!t on you harder than you ever sh*t on me. BYE RON!
 • Rating: Unrated

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