Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Season 3 Quotes (Page 8)

Season 3 Episode 5: "Drunk Punch Love"

Ronnie: I don't get an apology... or I'm sorry, not a hug or nothin'... I get a piece a pizza, not a f*%kin' protein shake, you bring me pizza, of all things... REALLY?!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Vinny: I feel like I'm at a pizza party ... I need like Ninja Turtle plates.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: Seeing Jenni crying and breaking down... it breaks my heart and it makes me want to find Tom and chop his nuts off.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Pauly D: Grenade Whistle!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 4: "Free Snooki"

Tom: If this is going to be the last conversation I have with you, let me know.
 • Rating: Unrated

JWoww: I kind of feel Tom pushed me into Roger's arms.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: [on JWoww] She sees her ex-boyfriend and then calls her boyfriend, but I'm the dirtbag? Come on, bro ... She's just a shady bitch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deena: He definitely didn't get the golden ticket, but I gave him a sneak peek.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Snooki: It just keeps eating at you and eating at you and then when you don't find a guy, you just get more miserable and more depressed.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: I couldn't even tell you how I felt in that jail cell. It was like a f*%king phenomenon ... I'm not a phenomenon. I'm a train wreck.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Fake Ronnie: (to Deena) I'm single as they come and if I had a girlfriend I wouldn't be here with you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: This is the things I think I'm addicted to: Bronzer, boys and alcohol. I'm f*%ked up.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: I don't want to drink anymore, but I feel like if I was sober, I'd be bored.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: Ra-ra-ra-Roger that!
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Snooki: Every time I get really excited, like if we go to a club, I have to poop my pants. If we go to a party, I have to poop my pants, if I go on a date, like this, with a hot guy, I have to poop my pants.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: Any Pinot's okay. Pregnant people do it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vinny: We got the best of both worlds. We got to hang out with Ronnie while he's with Sam.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Snooki: It's kinda like a disease to Snook-for-Love. It's worse than a staph infection.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 3: "Where's the Beach?"

Snooki: I'm a f**king good person!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: Where's the beach?
Onlooker: It's right there. Where else would it be?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

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