Jersey Shore Season 4 Quotes
[toasting] Firenze! Wait. Is Firenze, Florence?Snooki
Deena is on a mission to find a frisking Italian man.Deena
I can't read a map because I can't see. Ron can't read a map because you know, Ron's Ron.Snooki
I'm supposed to be wearing glasses but I'm not doing that because I'll look ugly.Snooki
F--k me in the a$$ with a spiked bat. I'd rather not do that.Ronnie
Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.
Brittany is one of the most DTF chicks I've ever met, and she'll be here in 20 minutes.Mike
This match with the gold glasses and the gold watch ... yeah buddy, fresh from the feet up.Pauly D
[on Snooki] She loves hot salami.Vinny
Snooks made the first pizza pie, came out pretty good. I mean if Snooki can do it, we all can do it, you know what I mean.Ronnie
Like I don't speak Italian, how the f*&k am I supposed to know how to cook a pizza.Snooki
We're working at a f@#king pizzeria in Florence. When I'm 80 years old and I'm making pizza in my kitchen and I'm teaching my kids how to make pizza and they ask me, oh, where'd you make pizza, bitch I made it in Florence, that's where I made pizza so shut your mouth and enjoy my pizza.JWoww