If I do sex with him, it is what it is.

Deena

(to Pauly) Please f@$# Deena!

Snooki

We ended up making out. It was fine, she's a good kisser im a good kisser.

Pauly D

In the words of Pauly D, this is the best day of my life.

Vinny

Deena: My game plan is: flirt with Pauly, make out with him a couple of times, then who knows, maybe his Italian sausage will be in my *#$%.

I am the pimp daddy mac of this whole place.

Ronnie

I don't know if Sam knows about this other chick, but if I tell her, she will flip out.

JWoww

[to Grenade] Do you need me to call a friend to pick you up? I can definitely get you a taxi.

Situation

JWoww: You're going home? You're outta here? Nice meeting you!
Snooki: Toodles, whore.

[to Ron] I love you. I miss you. I just want to go in the bed and cuddle with you.

Sammi

I have feelings for Ron and I love and miss him, but it's, like, difficult because I'm trying to be strong and I'm trying not to go back there but I do have feelings.

Sammi

It was no, like, 'Mike wanted to snuggle and I said no.' Because I don't want you. Just so you know.

Deena

Jersey Shore Season 4 Quotes

[to Ronnie] I'm gonna tell you something. Nobody knows about this. Me and Snooki, we kind of hooked up. Two three months ago. She had the boyfriend and she was like 'Yeah, there's something there.'

Mike

[on Deena's chest] If these boobies could talk they would say, I'm a good time, I'm a blast in a bra.

Pauly