Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Season 4 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 4 Episode 6: "Fist Pump, Pushups, Chapstick"

Pauly D: If I have to hear Ronnie and Sammi fight one more time, I will smash my head against the wall.
 • Rating: Unrated

JWoww: [to Pauly] You are like every guy I've ever dated.
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Pauly D: FPC is a way of life. I'm a guido.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: FPC, fist pump, pushups, chapstick!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: Oh you hit me in the eye Louie, how many times I gotta f&*cking tell you, don't fist pump next to my eye!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: I'm gonna f@#cking fist pump 'til my f&*king arm falls off!!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: Louie, you're gonna get all the girls!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vinny: We are dressing like ultimate guidos right now, and no one knows more about guido toolbags than us.
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Pauly D: Yo it's Joey D, taking over Italy, Pauly D's a clown, YEAHHHH ... buddy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: Yo I look like one of them guidos on TV that are like trying too hard.
 • Rating: Unrated

Deena: What's your name?
Pauly: I'm your new roommate Joey D.
 • Rating: Unrated

Deena: Pauly looks hot with his new hair style. I'd totally f@#king bang him.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D : My hair's sacred, it's like my sacred crown. It means a lot to me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: [imitating Snook] I want you to put nutella on my toes and suck them right now Jionni.
Snooki: Well not my toes...
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: Jionni is very conservative sexually. Me I'm the total opposite I don't give a f*&k what people think about me. I peed my pants in public, I'm still not be embarrassed.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: [to Jionni] You make me happy, you make me laugh, and I want to suck your butt.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: God likes my tits, God made tits.
JWOWW: God didn't make mine.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Situation: Like I don't know who the f#$k I thought I was, but I ran into a concrete wall.
 • Rating: Unrated

Priest: Can you cover your body please when you come in front of church?
Snooki: Shut up ... a$$hole!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

JWoww: I feel like, how can you get sympathy on a self inflicted injury?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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