Yo it's Joey D, taking over Italy, Pauly D's a clown, YEAHHHH ... buddy.

Pauly D

Yo I look like one of them guidos on TV that are like trying too hard.

Pauly D

Deena: What's your name?
Pauly: I'm your new roommate Joey D.

Pauly looks hot with his new hair style. I'd totally f@#king bang him.

Deena

My hair's sacred, it's like my sacred crown. It means a lot to me.

Pauly D

Ronnie: [imitating Snook] I want you to put nutella on my toes and suck them right now Jionni.
Snooki: Well not my toes...

Jionni is very conservative sexually. Me I'm the total opposite I don't give a f*&k what people think about me. I peed my pants in public, I'm still not be embarrassed.

Snooki

[to Jionni] You make me happy, you make me laugh, and I want to suck your butt.

Snooki

Snooki: God likes my tits, God made tits.
JWOWW: God didn't make mine.

Like I don't know who the f#$k I thought I was, but I ran into a concrete wall.

Situation

Priest: Can you cover your body please when you come in front of church?
Snooki: Shut up ... a$$hole!

I feel like, how can you get sympathy on a self inflicted injury?

JWoww
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Jersey Shore Season 4 Quotes

[to Ronnie] I'm gonna tell you something. Nobody knows about this. Me and Snooki, we kind of hooked up. Two three months ago. She had the boyfriend and she was like 'Yeah, there's something there.'

Mike

[on Deena's chest] If these boobies could talk they would say, I'm a good time, I'm a blast in a bra.

Pauly
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