Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Season 4 Quotes (Page 8)

Season 4 Episode 2: "Like More Than A Friend"

Vinny: [on Snooki] She loves hot salami.
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Ronnie: Snooks made the first pizza pie, came out pretty good. I mean if Snooki can do it, we all can do it, you know what I mean.
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Snooki: Like I don't speak Italian, how the f*&k am I supposed to know how to cook a pizza.
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JWoww: We're working at a f@#king pizzeria in Florence. When I'm 80 years old and I'm making pizza in my kitchen and I'm teaching my kids how to make pizza and they ask me, oh, where'd you make pizza, bitch I made it in Florence, that's where I made pizza so shut your mouth and enjoy my pizza.
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Snooki : I legit wake up at like 3 o'clock in the afternoon.
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Mike: I hear Snooki talking to Jionni on the phone she was upset, but The Situation is very good when it comes to relationship advice.
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Vinny: The girls are out and I'm starting to suspect they're not going to cook dinner.
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Mike: You put the pasta in before it boils?
Deena: Don't worry, we got a drainer.
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Sammi: These are like weird strawberries are these good like this?
Deena: Yeah those are like raspberries.
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Deena: God. Everything is in another language.
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Pauly D: Who comes to Italy to sleep? Not me.
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Situation: If Jionni can't make Snooki happy, The Situation is happy to step up to the plate and hit a home run.
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JWoww: Making coffee in Italy is like making coffee in the 1600′s.
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JWoww: Where's the nearest bathroom. I'm trying not to piss in public. Again.
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JWOWW: I definitely think Pauly and Deena are gonna smush, it just really comes down to timing.
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Pauly D: I've [never] met a girl in my life that can just hook up and have no feelings. They always end up having feelings.
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Deena: If I do sex with him, it is what it is.
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Snooki: (to Pauly) Please f@$# Deena!
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Pauly D: We ended up making out. It was fine, she's a good kisser im a good kisser.
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Vinny: In the words of Pauly D, this is the best day of my life.
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