Jersey Shore Season 4 Quotes
It's like cute adorable roses from Jionni and it has a little bunny inside, and I'm just like meh.
Snooki
The conflict between me and Ron is unsettled. At any time it could pop off. I won't hesitate to fight him and he won't hesitate to fight me because nobody got the better of each other in round one.
Mike
That's not good because for the next couple days, I can't GTL. I'm upset man.
Mike
The doc's prognosis was a light concussion also combined with a neck sprain as well ... Yeah I'm all right, just a little head trauma little sprain, little this little that.
Mike
All this crazy s#$t is going on, you know I got roommates in the hospital, I got f@#king fights, I got psychological talks that I'm having with people, and I got florist calling me telling me that they have deliveries of flowers for the girls. It's the last thing that I want to hear right now.
Vinny
[to Ron] Be honest all you want, but I just don't want anything to do with you ever again in my entire life.
Sam
Snooki: [on concussions] I used to get that all the time from cheerleading.
Vinny: You sure you didn't get that when you blacked out drunk and fell?
Snooki: Well that too.
Like he f#*king knocked himself out into the wall ... what the f@#k?!?
Vinny
The craziest thing is that, like, he's in the hospital and it wasn't even from the fight.
Vinny
I'm like, dude, I know you don't want to feel like a lowlife and you got your ass beat, but you need to go to the hospital to make sure you're f**king okay.
Snooki
I hit my head against a concrete wall ... it hurts.
Mike
Mike knocked himself out. I think Mike tried to commit suicide by running his head up against the wall.
Pauly
