It's like cute adorable roses from Jionni and it has a little bunny inside, and I'm just like meh.

Snooki

The conflict between me and Ron is unsettled. At any time it could pop off. I won't hesitate to fight him and he won't hesitate to fight me because nobody got the better of each other in round one.

Mike

That's not good because for the next couple days, I can't GTL. I'm upset man.

Mike

The doc's prognosis was a light concussion also combined with a neck sprain as well ... Yeah I'm all right, just a little head trauma little sprain, little this little that.

Mike

All this crazy s#$t is going on, you know I got roommates in the hospital, I got f@#king fights, I got psychological talks that I'm having with people, and I got florist calling me telling me that they have deliveries of flowers for the girls. It's the last thing that I want to hear right now.

Vinny

[to Ron] Be honest all you want, but I just don't want anything to do with you ever again in my entire life.

Sam

Snooki: [on concussions] I used to get that all the time from cheerleading.
Vinny: You sure you didn't get that when you blacked out drunk and fell?
Snooki: Well that too.

Like he f#*king knocked himself out into the wall ... what the f@#k?!?

Vinny

The craziest thing is that, like, he's in the hospital and it wasn't even from the fight.

Vinny

I'm like, dude, I know you don't want to feel like a lowlife and you got your ass beat, but you need to go to the hospital to make sure you're f**king okay.

Snooki

I hit my head against a concrete wall ... it hurts.

Mike

Mike knocked himself out. I think Mike tried to commit suicide by running his head up against the wall.

Pauly
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Jersey Shore Season 4 Quotes

Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Ronnie: [laughs]
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.

[to Ronnie] I'm gonna tell you something. Nobody knows about this. Me and Snooki, we kind of hooked up. Two three months ago. She had the boyfriend and she was like 'Yeah, there's something there.'

Mike
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