Raylan: The S.S. Quarles is going under. You best swim like hell to get clear or the whirl pool will take you down with it.
Wynn: I believe they disproved that on Mythbusters.

Truth always sounds like lies to a sinner.

Boyd

Boyd: You asking me? Or are you telling me?
Raylan: If it makes you feel better you can tell people I asked.

Holy shit. You mean I had four kidneys?

Dewey

I'm gonna need Google translator on my phone if I'm gonna keep talking to you.

Nick (to Boyd)

I didn't order assholes with my whiskey

Raylan

Raylan: Boyd I've been to Mexico, I don't think you'd like it.
Boyd: How so?
Raylan: There's a lot of Mexicans.

Chief Mullen: Maybe he's become some vigilante.
Raylan: Hmmm, maybe he's Batman.

Raylan, with all of this man power, are you looking for Osama Bin Laden? I'm fairly certain he's not here.

Boyd

Sometimes we have to make deals with lowlifes because we have our sights set on life forms even somehow lower on the ladder of lowlife than they.

Raylan

Wonderful things can happen when you sow seeds of distrust in a garden of assholes.

Raylan

I hope you enjoyed your stay, and you never forget who packed your bags.

Boyd (to Quarles)

Justified Quotes

Wonderful things can happen when you sow seeds of distrust in a garden of assholes.

Raylan

You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Raylan