Holy shit. You mean I had four kidneys?

Dewey

Wonderful things can happen when you sow seeds of distrust in a garden of assholes.

Raylan

Raylan: The S.S. Quarles is going under. You best swim like hell to get clear or the whirl pool will take you down with it.
Wynn: I believe they disproved that on Mythbusters.

I'm just gonna put a smile on my face, and eat a nice plate of steaming shit...unsalted.

Quarles

Boyd: You asking me? Or are you telling me?
Raylan: If it makes you feel better you can tell people I asked.

I'm gonna need Google translator on my phone if I'm gonna keep talking to you.

Nick (to Boyd)

I didn't order assholes with my whiskey

Raylan

You are between a rock and a much, much harder rock.

Boyd

Rachel: What happened?
Raylan: What happened is Bob's a tough son of a bitch.

Chief Mullen: Maybe he's become some vigilante.
Raylan: Hmmm, maybe he's Batman.

Raylan: Boyd I've been to Mexico, I don't think you'd like it.
Boyd: How so?
Raylan: There's a lot of Mexicans.

Sometimes we have to make deals with lowlifes because we have our sights set on life forms even somehow lower on the ladder of lowlife than they.

Raylan

Justified Quotes

Raylan: If you're going to talk, I'll put you in the trunk and drive myself.
Dewey: I can't drive handcuffed to the damned steering wheel!
Raylan: You'll get the hang of it.

For I am born again in the eyes of the Lord

Boyd