Raylan: The S.S. Quarles is going under. You best swim like hell to get clear or the whirl pool will take you down with it.
Wynn: I believe they disproved that on Mythbusters.

Truth always sounds like lies to a sinner.


Holy shit. You mean I had four kidneys?


I'm gonna need Google translator on my phone if I'm gonna keep talking to you.

Nick (to Boyd)

Wonderful things can happen when you sow seeds of distrust in a garden of assholes.


Boyd: You asking me? Or are you telling me?
Raylan: If it makes you feel better you can tell people I asked.

I didn't order assholes with my whiskey


Raylan: Boyd I've been to Mexico, I don't think you'd like it.
Boyd: How so?
Raylan: There's a lot of Mexicans.

Sometimes we have to make deals with lowlifes because we have our sights set on life forms even somehow lower on the ladder of lowlife than they.


Chief Mullen: Maybe he's become some vigilante.
Raylan: Hmmm, maybe he's Batman.

Raylan, with all of this man power, are you looking for Osama Bin Laden? I'm fairly certain he's not here.


If I start counting down from ten, I may lose my patience at five.


Justified Quotes

You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."


You stay frosty.