You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Raylan

It wasn't Barkley, and I can tell you that for a fact.

Raylan

You don't worry about how long you're gonna live. You worry about how slow you're gonna die.

Guy

If I take a sick day, I don't get fired...I get paid.

Raylan

I'm sorry, Boyd.

Ava

The answer is me and dead owls don't give a hoot.

Raylan

You can't kill someone for jerking off.

Dewey Crowe

Vazquez: You must be glad to finally find a professional use for your office bottle, aren't you?
Chief Mullen: I don't know what you're talking about. I was as surprised to find it as anyone else.

Art: If that's okay?
Raylan: You're the boss.

Ava: It's coming.
Judith: How?
Ava: Not sayin'

Roz: I didn't have no God damn sex with Teddy.
Raylan: No I'm sure you and "Rapes With a Smile" here were just talking.

Raylan: I got mad ninja skills buddy.
Tim: Yeah, you know karate?
Raylan: And two other Japanese words.

Justified Quotes

You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Raylan

Look what you started, Norma Rae.

Tim