You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Raylan

Kiss. My. Ass.

Arlo

Ava: It's coming.
Judith: How?
Ava: Not sayin'

Any fool that didn't see that grifter Barbie coming a mile off deserves getting his ass fleeced.

Guy

He's over there casing the place about as subtle as a marching band.

Tom

Is that why you came out here all by your lonesome? Because you wanted to give me the chance to High Noon it?

Frank

Now Arlo, use your words.

Raylan

Art: If that's okay?
Raylan: You're the boss.

I've been wondering if I'm just a criminal at heart, ya know, truly my father's son.

Raylan

Kid: No spikes, no seeds, no helmet, no hitting.
Raylan: Nothing about no beating the shit out of a teenager though. I guess that'd be okay then.
Kid: Hey I'll call the cops.
Art: Kid we are the cops.

Let me get this straight. When Art gives you orders, you actually follow them? Or are you just saying that to hurt my feelings?

Dan

Soon as I get reassigned, I'm gone.

Raylan

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You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Raylan

Peacock?

Ty
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