Wonderful things can happen when you sow seeds of distrust in a garden of assholes.

Raylan

You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Raylan

Raylan? You're not wearing your hat.

Gary

Kiss. My. Ass.

Arlo

No, this ain't my first rodeo.

Boyd

Boyd, I'm saying goodbye.

Ava

As much as I appreciate you putting lipstick on this particular platypus, maybe we should start I don't know start looking for a house or something.

Raylan

Raylan: You got a card or something?
Allison: Card? I though finding people is what Marshals do.

Raylan: You really think this is gonna go down?
Tom: I hope so, because if I'm missing my boy's tee ball game for nothing I'm gonna be pissed.

It wasn't Barkley, and I can tell you that for a fact.

Raylan

I wasn't in a shootout, I was just near one.

Raylan

Ever wish things wouldn't have to be the way they are?

Choo Choo

Justified Quotes

Wonderful things can happen when you sow seeds of distrust in a garden of assholes.

Raylan

You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Raylan