You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Raylan

You're a thrill a minute Raylan. We need to sell tickets!

Art

Now Arlo, use your words.

Raylan

You make me pull my hand out of this bag, you might not like what it comes up with.

Loretta

I hope you understand that picturing Bowman and your Uncle Bo here doesn't exactly make my heart sing.

Ava

Coover: You think he shit himself?
Dickie: Maybe you should check.
Coover: Maybe I will.

Step out of the hole to find Raylan Givens waiting for me. For a second I thought I was 19 again.

Boyd

Reardon: I gotta listen to this s***
Raylan: He's got a bullet in him, it's the least you could do.

Y'all go poking the bear and it's his fault when you get bit.

Raylan

Coover: You sure you don't wanna hit this thing?
Loretta: I got school tomorrow.

I got you out of jail. At the very least, I'll get you back in.

Raylan

Elias: You know why I'm here.
Picker: Because you're a boot licking errand boy?

Justified Quotes

You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Raylan

So this is the new you, bartending and pushing pills? Moved on from swastikas and rocket launchers.

Raylan (to Boyd)