Justified

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Justified
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You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Raylan

Raylan? You're not wearing your hat.

Gary

Kiss. My. Ass.

Arlo

No, this ain't my first rodeo.

Boyd

Dickie, if you're momma wanted you in there, I think you'd be in there. Don't you?

Raylan

Greg: I've heard a lot about you.
Raylan: Nothing good I trust.
Greg: All interesting.

Wood: You aight?
Steve: Nah. Homeboy hit me with a shovel.

Oh shit, it's a piggy bank!

Quarles

Why do you think I became a Marshal? Drive around, drink coffee, yell at people.

Raylan

You can either accept protection or quit the Marshal Service. I'm not gonna tell you which I'd rather.

Art

I'm a pipe roller in the middle of the police.

Otis

Arlo: Where were you, woman?
Helen: Out in the parking lot, giving blow jobs for cash.

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You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Raylan

Raylan? You're not wearing your hat.

Gary