You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Raylan

Bourbon is easy to understand. Tastes like a warm summer day.

Raylan

Good things happen to those who wait for stupid.

Raylan

Raylan? You're not wearing your hat.

Gary

Kiss. My. Ass.

Arlo

No, this ain't my first rodeo.

Boyd

The shit follows me home like a three-legged dog.

Napier

I shot people I like more for less.

Raylan

So, that is your daughter. I thought it was a random Internet baby.

Tim

Son, are you real smart or real stupid?

Raylan

I've learned to think without arguing with myself.

Boyd

When I hit you it comes hard, it comes fast, like a Choo Choo train.

Choo Choo

Justified Quotes

You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Raylan

Bourbon is easy to understand. Tastes like a warm summer day.

Raylan