You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Raylan

Wonderful things can happen when you sow seeds of distrust in a garden of assholes.

Raylan

Did you not wake up this morning thinking this was another opportunity to mess up some bad guy's day? I did.

Raylan

You stay frosty.

Bob

Kiss. My. Ass.

Arlo

A small town never forgets.

Boyd

What a pussy!

Michael

Okay. I see what you like about her.

Nick

Holy shit. You mean I had four kidneys?

Dewey

Ava: It's coming.
Judith: How?
Ava: Not sayin'

I got a feeling Mr. Arnett's about to ride a barrel over the falls.

Raylan

Good things happen to those who wait for stupid.

Raylan

Justified Quotes

You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Raylan

Wonderful things can happen when you sow seeds of distrust in a garden of assholes.

Raylan