We dug coal together.

Boyd

You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Raylan

We dug coal together.

Raylan

I want Sigourney Weaver to choke me out with her thighs.

Tim

Rachel: What happened?
Raylan: What happened is Bob's a tough son of a bitch.

Wonderful things can happen when you sow seeds of distrust in a garden of assholes.

Raylan

Boyd: How you know I wasn’t some Boy Scout looking for his tent?
Raylan: Your teeth glow in the dark.

Goddamn, Raylan. Your timing sucks.

Boyd

Raylan: Are you trying to be funny?
Boyd: A little.

Raylan: Are you armed?
Roland: Well, I just had my dick in my hand.

You stay frosty.

Bob

Kiss. My. Ass.

Arlo

Justified Quotes

We dug coal together.

Boyd

You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Raylan