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If anyone comes through that door, you shoot 'em...unless it's me.


Preach ethics while shackled to a government issued ankle tether.


If I take a sick day, I don't get fired...I get paid.


Carol: Just gonna clear the air, have a nice conversation.
Raylan: Nothing clear about the air around coal.

If lines must be crossed, Miss Johnson, how do I know that you're gonna have my back?


Y'all go poking the bear and it's his fault when you get bit.


Kid: No spikes, no seeds, no helmet, no hitting.
Raylan: Nothing about no beating the shit out of a teenager though. I guess that'd be okay then.
Kid: Hey I'll call the cops.
Art: Kid we are the cops.

Art: You're dropping your shoulder.
Raylan: No I ain't.
Art: Maybe you're not. I never played any baseball.

Dickie: What are you boys up to now? Hmmm? You got yourselves some business up here?
Boyd: Oh same as you, I'd wager. Except of course, mine's legitimate.

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