Danny: I'm his roommate now that I've landed.
Raylan: That's a sitcom I'd pay to see.

You gonna cut down a tree that size you better make sure you bring a very big saw.

Boyd

I just about forgot how much I hate the sound of your voice. Using every word in the Webster's without ever saying a damn thing.

Johnny

Are you a midget? Because that's a midget shovel.

Dewey

I'll kill four of you before you even clear your weapons, and I'll take my chances with the other two. And you see this star? That's gonna make it legal.

Raylan

You the type of fella that walks under a flock of birds and is surprised when he ends up with shit on his face?

Raylan

Wood: You aight?
Steve: Nah. Homeboy hit me with a shovel.

I guess that depends on your definition of friend. He's a nice enough fella, but I wouldn't ask to borrow his corduroy jacket.

Boyd

Wood: He screwed your daughter?
Raylan: My daughter's in diapers.
Wood: Damn. That must be awfully upsetting then, huh?

Dewey Crowe's whore house ain't gonna have no fatties running around.

Dewey

Raylan: You got a card or something?
Allison: Card? I though finding people is what Marshals do.

We don't sell donuts so why don't you take your fat asses out of here?

Boyd

Justified Quotes

Wonderful things can happen when you sow seeds of distrust in a garden of assholes.

Raylan

You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Raylan