What a pussy!

Michael

Jack: Like it there?
Kendal: Hate it here.

Guy threw his leg out the window, jumped out, and then slid down a light pole, and then gave me the bird! Come on! I love this guy. Let me catch him.

Raylan

It wasn't Barkley, and I can tell you that for a fact.

Raylan

The reason you're able to black mail me is because of things I do...things you've witnessed me do.

Raylan

I've accused of being a lot of things...inarticulate ain't one of them.

Boyd

Art: I'm gonna give you 10 seconds to leave, and then, I'm gonna shoot you.
Duffy: FYI, that's kind of a thing with these Marshals.

Elias: You know why I'm here.
Picker: Because you're a boot licking errand boy?

Jesus, that machine hooked up to the septic.

Kendall

Death will not be the end of your suffering.

Boyd

A small town never forgets.

Boyd

Danny: I'm his roommate now that I've landed.
Raylan: That's a sitcom I'd pay to see.

Justified Quotes

Wonderful things can happen when you sow seeds of distrust in a garden of assholes.

Raylan

You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Raylan