Kiss. My. Ass.

Arlo

You want me to pay you not to kill me?

Browning

Ellen May being in the ground...it's tearing me apart.

Ava

Boyd: Son you are turning a corner that you can't walk back around.
Shelby: Well that's like warning a man it's gonna rain when he's already wet.

I think Lynyrd Skynyrd's overrated. I know you're in Boyd's pocket.

Raylan

Roz: I didn't have no God damn sex with Teddy.
Raylan: No I'm sure you and "Rapes With a Smile" here were just talking.

Raylan: Is that why you called, foot puns?
Art: Yes, actually. Yes it is. Only reason.

Raylan: Tim tell you I wasn't coming in?
Art: Yes he did. Said the game was afoot.

Cop: Waste of time if you ask me.
Raylan: What is, doing your job?

You're talking about no sense of humor. This is funny. I know I'm laughing.

Raylan

You're looking for Drew Thompson, you're on the wrong hill.

Mary

Whole world's a tree Raylan. I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.

Boyd

Justified Quotes

Bourbon is easy to understand. Tastes like a warm summer day.

Raylan

You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Raylan