He can be a real old lady sometimes, can't he?

Rufus (referring to Johnny)

How about what you do for me is you leave here and never see me again. Let's start there.


If by uncomfortable, you mean it made my skin crawl, then yes.


If I start counting down from ten, I may lose my patience at five.


Cartel man: Do you have any idea what you just did?
Boyd: I just sparred your lives.

I just spent an hour next to a nut job with a live grenade. Turns out I ain't as afraid of as I used to be.


Lucky: Why me, why do I get to live?
Arlo: What do I look like, some sort of holy man? I can't answer that s***

Arlo: What do you want to talk to Helen about.
Helen: I imagine she would have told you if it were any of your business.

Listen Lynyrd Skynyrd, next time we're opening a d*** sucking business, I'll ask for your advice.

Drug Chemist

It's kind of hard to stay mad at Raylan.


That's my bottle. I'm not going to let you drink it all just because your daddy didn't hug you much when you were little.


I can swallow that a****** with a short glass of water.


Justified Season 1 Quotes

Raylan: If you're going to talk, I'll put you in the trunk and drive myself.
Dewey: I can't drive handcuffed to the damned steering wheel!
Raylan: You'll get the hang of it.

For I am born again in the eyes of the Lord