Justified

Justified Season 1 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 1 Episode 6: "The Collection"

Chief Mullen: Excuse me, Carl Hanselman? We're with the US Marshal service.
Hanselman: That still exists?
Mullen: Yea, we like to keep a low profile.
 • Rating: Unrated

Raylan: I have to go with you?
Chief Mullen: Would I be here if you didn't?
 • Rating: Unrated

Chief Mullen: No, I'll just repeat myself, I don't have anything better to do.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ava: People don't know...if I sleep in a nighty or buck naked.
Raylan: I can answer that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ava: You're tarnished with the dark stain of divorce.
Raylan: My marriage ended a little bit more amicably than yours.
Ava: Funny, why did your marriage end?
Raylan: It seemed like a good idea at the time.
 • Rating: Unrated

Boyd (to Raylan): You are a violent man, my friend.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 5: "The Lord of War and Thunder"

Raylan: I got you out of jail. At the very least, I'll get you back in.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Arlo: Where were you, woman?
Helen: Out in the parking lot, giving blow jobs for cash.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Raylan: Why do you put up with him all of these years?
Helen: We suffer well together.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stan Perkins: I hate every last one of you knuckle dragging s**t heads.
 • Rating: Unrated

Raylan: Why can't you bail him out?
Helen: Those are the first words out of your mouth?
Raylan: I'm sorry, I'll start again. I see you're still smoking.
 • Rating: Unrated

Raylan: Why do you think I became a Marshal? Drive around, drink coffee, yell at people.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Art Mullen: Then you're like some drunk looking for his car keys under a lamp because that's where the light is.
 • Rating: Unrated

Art Mullen: He's probably not a candidate for father of the year. He shot a cop, among other things.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 4: "Long in the Tooth"

Raylan: Looks like we got a sniper on the Mexican side
Roland: Well, that's not going to help tourism.
 • Rating: Unrated

Raylan: Are you armed?
Roland: Well, I just had my d**k in my hand.
 • Rating: Unrated

Raylan: "There's a third option, we just get to it right here and you die in the car. Any takers? Ok, then.
 • Rating: Unrated

Old man: Do I hear you droppin' your r's? Are you trying to get down with me, soul sister?
 • Rating: Unrated

Old man: What are you some kind of fancy lawman? Federal Bureau of Intimidation?
 • Rating: Unrated

Rachel: We'll have a location in two minutes
Raylan: Roland Pike has dodged the Marshal service, the FBI and the mob for over five years. He's already dumped the phone.
 • Rating: Unrated

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