I can't move?

Billy

Steve: She's a hooker. Rodney?
Jim: No.
Rodney: Yes.
Jim: Yes!

Yes, but now you're getting into my gum retirement, so no Ramona.

Jim

I've gone further than anyone with my looks and intellect should have ever gone, and I'm miserable because of bloody dreams!

Jim

Look, if everyone in this world who had a crazy mother killed themselves then there'd be very few people walking this Earth.

Jim
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