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Eliot: It's your turn to be in the dumpster.
Hardison: Nah, man, I have peanut allergies. What if somebody threw in some extra crunchy Skippy? Do you want to give me mouth to mouth?

Hardison: I literally cannot make this slower or any more boring. You know why they say, "Justice wears a blindfold"? So you can't see that Justice is asleep.
Nate: I am sure there's whole reservoirs of boring you have yet to plumb.

Everything I learned about people, I learned ringing doorbells and in a bow tie. Parker never had that. I mean, jumping from a sky scraper, she's cool. But making small talk, it's like pure terror.

Hardison

Juror 7: (whispering to Parker) I hope the rest of this case is this good. (laughs)
Parker: (whispering back) What'd you have for breakfast? You smell like gravy.

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Leverage Season 1 Episode 11 Quotes

Juror 7: (whispering to Parker) I hope the rest of this case is this good. (laughs)
Parker: (whispering back) What'd you have for breakfast? You smell like gravy.

Everything I learned about people, I learned ringing doorbells and in a bow tie. Parker never had that. I mean, jumping from a sky scraper, she's cool. But making small talk, it's like pure terror.

Hardison