Parker: I nailed it, I'm a grifter. I grift.
Nate: You do know you don't get to keep the money.
Parker: Don't ruin it.

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Eliot: I think I found the bomb.
Hardison: What does it look like? Red wires, blue wires?
Eliot: (clicks button on bomb) BOOOOOM!
Hardison: (jumps) Your not funny man.

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Eliot: That will give us enough time to find the bomb.
Hardison: Oh yea, plenty of time. Meanwhile I will be here, in the van, as far away from the mine as possible, my dude, go with god.

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Sophie: What are we going to do Nate?
Nate: We are going to convince him that you are a lying greedy bitch.

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