Leverage

Leverage Season 1 Quotes

Season 1 Episode 13: "The Second David Job"

Nate: Grifter, hitter, hacker, thief. You're all trying to solve your version of the crime instead of just trying to...solve the crime. There's a reason we work together.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 12: "The First David Job"

Blackpoole: Are you here to kill me, Nate?
Nate: Not tonight.
Blackpoole: In that case, come in. There's shrimp.
Nate: I do love shrimp
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 11: "The Juror #6 Job "

Eliot: It's your turn to be in the dumpster.
Hardison: Nah, man, I have peanut allergies. What if somebody threw in some extra crunchy Skippy? Do you want to give me mouth to mouth?
 • Rating: Unrated

Hardison: I literally cannot make this slower or any more boring. You know why they say, "Justice wears a blindfold"? So you can't see that Justice is asleep.
Nate: I am sure there's whole reservoirs of boring you have yet to plumb.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hardison: Everything I learned about people, I learned ringing doorbells and in a bow tie. Parker never had that. I mean, jumping from a sky scraper, she's cool. But making small talk, it's like pure terror.
 • Rating: Unrated

Juror 7: (whispering to Parker) I hope the rest of this case is this good. (laughs)
Parker: (whispering back) What'd you have for breakfast? You smell like gravy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 9: "The Snow Job"

Cop: What business do you have here in Florida?
Nate: I like the outlet malls.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 8: "The Mile High Job"

Parker: In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device. But let's face it, if this thing goes down in the water, more than likely, the impact will kill you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Parker: Look, flying isn't really all that scary when you think about it. I mean, there are a lot more likely ways to die than on a plane: car crash, house fire, electrocution, drowning, auto-erotic asphyxiation. I mean, fact is, death haunts us every day, no matter where we are.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 6: "The Stork Job"

Derrick Clark: No, no cops. If they find out we contacted the police, they'd kill her.
Sophie: They're not cops, I promise you. They're friends of mine, you can trust them.
Derrick Clark: Why should I trust you? I don't know who you are.
Sophie: I'm a thief.
Derrick Clark: Okay,...I'm not sure what to do with that!
 • Rating: Unrated

Nate: Parker, have you ever robbed a bank that's being robbed?
Parker: (Smiling gleefully) There's a first time for everything.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Derrick Clark: (Hands the briefcase with the money to Parker) There's a lot of money in there.
Parker: Yeah, I know.
Derrick Clark: My wife's life depends on that money getting where it needs to go.
Parker: I understand...sometimes bad guys are the only good guys you get.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 4: "The Miracle Job"

Alec: How about that, baby! You see me?
Eliot: He was injured!
Alec: Well, somebody got to fight the injured, shoot, that's my niche.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 3: "The Two-Horse Job"

Parker: I once saw a horse kill a clown.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 1: "The Nigerian Job"

Eliot: She's 20 pounds of nuts in a 5 pound sack!
 • Rating: 2.6 / 5.0

Eliot: "That's 20 pounds of crazy in a 5 pound bag."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: All right lets go break the law just one more time
 • Rating: Unrated

Nathan: All right, let's go get Sophie.
Eliot: What the hell is a Sophie?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Pierson: Don't you want money?
Nathan: This particular project has a different revenue stream.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alec: I'm just very good at what I do.
Parker: This is the score! The score!
Alec: Age of the geek, baby.
Eliot: Somebody kiss this man so I don't have to.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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