Leverage

Leverage Season 3 Quotes

Season 3 Episode 16: "The San Lorenzo Job"

Parker: What did you do?
Eliot: Don't ask me that, because if you ask me that, I will tell you, and you do not want to know.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Moreau: I have the guns, I have the media, I have the government.
Nate: Know what I have? I have a 24 year old genius with a smart phone and a problem with authority.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hardison: I will be so glad when this election is done.
Nate: Don't be, Moreau is going to kill us the moment the polls close.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vittori: I think I hate you.
Nate: I am ok with that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: Population of 300,000 with about half that will vote, so I just need 20,000 to change their mind in a week.
Sophie: Nate, if stealing a country was easy, everyone would do it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hardison: You know I haven't hacked into any of the security feeds in Parliament.
Nate: Yeah.
Hardison: I should go get on that.
Nate: Do.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sophie: Nate, I have to say, of all the deceitful on principle, corruptible things I have done in my life, nothing is as bad as...
Nate: Politics?
Sophie: I can't even say it.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Nate: Let's go steal a country.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 15: "The Big Bang Job"

Henchman: You said you hated guns
Nate [shoots him 4 times]: Yeah, never said I couldn't use one.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Moreau: Who are you?
Nate: You know how you feel like you have been poked by a stick over the last 6 months. I am that stick
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Parker: You know what I am craving right now?
Hardison: What?
Parker: Pretzels.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Hardison: Can you get that panel open.
Parker: You got an idea? Am I going to hate it?
Hardison: No, but I am.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: Are we in trouble?
Eliot: Oh yeah.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Moreau: By the way, the white hat does not suite you. But I looove the hair.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hardison: We gotta get on that freight car.
Parker: I have an idea.
Sophie: Am I going to hate it?
Parker: No, but he is.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Parker: Who taught you to drive?
Sophie: Taxi driver in Istanbul
Parker: I like it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: Let's go steal Department of Defense.
Parker: Isn't that treason?
Nate: We will give it back.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 14: "The Ho, Ho, Ho Job"

Nate: I know a guy, who knows a guy who knows a guy, who knows a samurai.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santa: You're high on the holiday spirit
Mr. Dooley: Yes I'm and pills mixed with Morphine, I can't believe you let me drive here.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: The plan is: To figure out the plan in the car.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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