Leverage Season 3 Quotes
Eliot: Why are you sending second rate thugs to try and kill me?
Thug: Hmmmm? (looks sad).
Eliot: If I am not honest with you, you will never improve.
Thug: mmm hmmm (nod).
Parker: I nailed it, I'm a grifter. I grift.
Nate: You do know you don't get to keep the money.
Parker: Don't ruin it.
Eliot: I think I found the bomb.
Hardison: What does it look like? Red wires, blue wires?
Eliot: (clicks button on bomb) BOOOOOM!
Hardison: (jumps) Your not funny man.
Eliot: That will give us enough time to find the bomb.
Hardison: Oh yea, plenty of time. Meanwhile I will be here, in the van, as far away from the mine as possible, my dude, go with god.
Sophie: What are we going to do Nate?
Nate: We are going to convince him that you are a lying greedy bitch.
Nate: Fine dad, let's end it right here (cocks gun).
Jimmy: You can't do it, you are your mother's son.
Nate: Sigh... Go.
Jimmy: You're more ruthless than me, crueler than me. Maybe you are better than me. I'm proud of you son.
Nate: Enjoy your retirement.
Age of the geek baby, stay strong.
Hardison
You better say something, I swear on my momma I will blow a hole through your bedroom and spiderman out of the side of this building.
Hardison
Eliot: You don't throw crowbars at people.
Parker: You don't throw crowbars at people... Bah, I could have just tazed him.
Eliot: I got hit by a car!

Parker: (mocking) "I got hit by a car" ... Get over it!
We have to convince them that they need us. It will be tough, and they might shoot you a little.
Parker
