Eliot: Did you take a bite of all of these?
Parker: I had to see which one I wanted
Hardison: Wow, really?

Sophie: What con do you have in mind? The lazy dark son? What?
Hardison: Sophie, we're not going to run one of Nate's 18th century picturesque cons, no. We're going to run a brand new 21st century con and blow their mind.

Nate: How do I get to the uhh.
Hardison: Web Browser?
Nate: Yeah
Hardison: I dunno.

Sophie: true love does exist.
Eliot: May it always prevail.

Come on, fist-to-cuffs? Really?

Eliot

Nate: I picked you; Hardison, Parker, the others.. I picked you, alright?
Sophie: Ok

Eliot: Want me to teach you about the wines...again
Hardison: That's just hurtful, making assumptions.... yes, I need you to teach me about the wines again.

Eliot: Steak dinner to ever who gets the highest bid?
Hardison: I'm in.

Parker: Ooooh sparkly
Nate: Parker, not burgling
Parker: But these jewels are just asking to be taken.

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