Lightman: I bet Gillian said it was just what I need a couple of days in there.
Emily: A couple?
Lightman: Oye, enough of your lip.

Emily: Go on, tell me what happen.
Lightman: I nicked one of Amanda's muffins.
Emily: Why would you do that?
Lightman: Because it was sitting there looking all tasty.

Gillian: You attacked that orderly, can you tell me what was going through you mind at the time?
Lightman: the Bridge of his nose.

Lightman: I am nothing like my mother. Except for that time I mooned the Queen.
Amanda: Of England?!
Lightman: Yeah, I don't know what came over me.

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