Lie to Me Season 1 Quotes
Ria: You have an incredible story.
Farida: Thank you.
Ria: I mean, everything you've done.
Eli: Changing the world through peaceful resistance. You're like Gandhi. Except you don't look like a malnourished old man.
Farida: You're too kind.
Eli: She wanted to sign my book. I think we had a connection.
Ria: Oh yeah. I guess Ugandan women can't resist a guy with a girly drink.
(to Gillian) You know, you were very good back there, with Mrs. Burch. Very nurturing. Maybe you should get a puppy. I could talk to Obama's people.
Cal
Hughs: It's been two hours. You think we can trust that pervert?
Cal: Yeah. In my experience, self-castrating pedophiles generally tell the truth.
Farida: Do you bring all your dates here?
Eli: Just the Ugandan peace activists.
Russian spies? Oh what's next? Duran Duran? Parachute pants? Because I love the eighties.
Eli
Ria: When a person's facial expression is not symmetrical across their face, it is likely that they are pretending to feel the emotion. From your article in The Journal of Behavioral Science, 2001.
Cal: Sucking up's not your strong suit, is it?
Ria: You never told me about the eyebrow plucking thing. Where did you read about that?
Cal: Nowhere.
Ria: Why not?
Cal: Because it's complete crap.
Cal: 94th percentile. What did she do differently?
Ria: I can tell you one thing. She got murdered the day before she took the test.
Gillian: It's a possibility but I'll need to assess his psychological state prior to the crash. Do you have any old video tape of him?
NASA Director Schaumburg: We're the Federal Government. We record everything.
Cal: (to Ria) Oh look, now you're embarrassed. Well you have every reason to be. You did get it wrong didn't you? Sergeant Scott didn't rape Sheila Lake.
Gillian: Cal!
Cal: She's the one making snide remarks. Look at her face.
Ria: How do people work here?
(to Gillian) No, no, you don't want the muffins here. They're terrible. They taste like sofa cushions with the moldy nuts your grandmother used to keep in a little jar.
Eli
