Lie to Me

Lie to Me Season 2 Quotes

Season 2 Episode 22: "Black and White"

Dr.: Have you ever thought about wearing sensible shoes?
Torres: Definitely.
Dr.: Well, definitely sensible.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Lightman: Give me a break; I am making this up as I go along.
Emily: Ok.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Lightman: I want a good dirty fight. The more hits below the belt, more the merrier.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Lightman: Emily has lost her virginity.
Gillian: Lost it?
Lightman: Well misplaced it, you know.
Gillian: Lost works, how do you know?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Emily: Why aren't you at work?
Lightman: I am an adult, I keep my own hours.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 21: "Darkness and Light"

Reynolds: Thank you for this
Lee Fentris: For what?
Dr.: Being as dumb as you look.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Lightman: What are you going to tell your teacher?
Emily: Dog ate it.
Lightman: Em, we don't have a dog.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lightman: No, you have never seen them before in your life. Funny thing is, if one of them dies, you will go to jail for murder, wacky.
 • Rating: Unrated

Anna: You two are going to so have to do better than that. I am not even a scientist and I can tell.
 • Rating: Unrated

Eli: So first round is on you after work?
Ria: Neah, expense it, have to act like a VP if you want to be a VP.
 • Rating: Unrated

Emily: Maybe my dad is right; maybe I am not ready for this.
Gillian: Your dad is not always right.
 • Rating: Unrated

Eli: So you're saying you have accomplished nothing aside from being born.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lightman: And who says the FBI are just a bunch of puppets?
Emily: That would be you dad.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 20: "Exposed"

Emily: You never trust anyone do you? That's why you will always be alone.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Harris: What kind of car do you drive?
Lightman: Prius... It's deceptively fast.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lightman: Bloody Hell, you really are Captain America, aren't you?
 • Rating: Unrated

Lightman: You saw that right?
Little Moon: What?
Lightman: Of course not, that's why you need me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lightman: Burns, where are you?
Burns: I don't know
Lightman: Make something up. Heh, look at me, teaching a federal agent how to lie.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lightman: You know some people it's easier to tell when they stop lying more than when they start.
Russo: How can you tell when I stop lying?
Lightman: You shut your mouth.
 • Rating: Unrated

Agent Williams: Dr. Lightman, the ship is leaving.
Lightman: Whoop-dee-do.
 • Rating: Unrated

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