Do you know what this is, Annie? It's the end of the yellow brick road.

Sam

Annie: No broken bones, no bruises. Do you feel like you're gonna vomit?
Sam: I am a little nauseous, to tell you the truth. But you would be, too, if you took the last flight in from 2008.

If I'd wanted to be this bored, I'd go to Mass with the missus and her miserable mother.

Gene

I have an ass that can fart every Peter, Paul & Mary song ever recorded.

Ray Carling
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Life on Mars Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

I have an ass that can fart every Peter, Paul & Mary song ever recorded.

Ray Carling

If I'd wanted to be this bored, I'd go to Mass with the missus and her miserable mother.

Gene
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