(to Cate) You are so Days of Our Lives - I am going to have to tune in at one just to watch you.

Alice

Cate's dad: Macaroni and Cheese you cant mess that up.
Lux: You'd be surprised.

Your son puts the "EW!" in Stewie.

Lux

I'm the one that's sorry -sorry for being stupid enough for believing that you would come through.

Lux

Not a single person ever in sixteen years wanted me.

Lux

He has the mental capacity of a nine year old.

Cate

My dad said to do what I love and I love to drink for free.

Baze

Book-worm version with padded bras - way hotter!

Baze

Nate: I feel like I should offer you some fatherly advice - some words of wisdom.
Lux: Okay.
Nate: What time should I pick you up?

Life gives you lemons, you make skankade.

Cate

Who has an inflatable sheep? Its like your trying to be that stupid.

Cate

Kate, Baze - meet my family. Everyone - these are my parents.

Lux

Life Unexpected Quotes

My dad said to do what I love and I love to drink for free.

Baze

You both can't be parents, you both need parents!

Lux