My dad said to do what I love and I love to drink for free.

Baze

I'm not a girlscout. I'm your daughter.

Lux

Baze: I'm you're daughter.
Lux: You're my what?

Your son puts the "EW!" in Stewie.

Lux

You'd think with your last name being Foster, you'd actually be equipped to be a foster parent.

Lux

Ryan: You threw a remote at my head last night.
Cate: Threw is strong. I tossed it.

Ya know - I still can't get over that hair.

Ryan

He has the mental capacity of a nine year old.

Cate

These aren't these people. These are my family.

Lux

Nate: I feel like I should offer you some fatherly advice - some words of wisdom.
Lux: Okay.
Nate: What time should I pick you up?

Who has an inflatable sheep? Its like your trying to be that stupid.

Cate

You both can't be parents, you both need parents!

Lux

Life Unexpected Quotes

Hi Steve, who's you're friend?

Baze

Don't hate on milkshakes.

Jones