Life Unexpected

Tuesdays 9:00 PM on CW

Season: 2 1

Life Unexpected Quotes (Page 3)

Episode 9: "Homecoming Crashed"

Lux: (to Sam) Screw you and your stupid joint.
• Rating: Unrated

Baze: Just think of it like a good deed. Like when you donate hair or hang out with old people. Makes you feel good inside.
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Eric: Don't you get it by now Lux? For you I'd do anything.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ryan: Cate, you're over simplifying what I said. I hate when you do that. At least I tried to give an honest answer. Any chance you figured out why you married me?
• Rating: Unrated

Kelly: Stop talking about my sex life.
Ryan: Stop talking about my marriage.
• Rating: Unrated

Episode 8: "Plumber Cracked"

Emma: I think I'm falling in love with you.
Baze: I think I am too. With you. Not me. That would be weird. Falling in love with myself.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Cate: What I asked you is are you 100% completely over her?
Ryan: No.
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Cate: (to Ryan) With whom, who. Yeah, you know. Your NBF. The guy you go camping with, who you drink beers without the whole yap yap.
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Cate: Is it hot in here or is it me. It's me!
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Math: No worries, I have a stain stick.
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Paige: (to Cate) Fine, if you're buying then I'm consuming.
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Paige: Whoa! What about balls? I thought we were going to dinner?
Ryan: Dinner's off. I need to have a break from all the yapping and honesty exercises.
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Baze: (to Emma) I'm not jealous okay, and apparently I'm not even your boyfriend.
• Rating: Unrated

Baze: I can't Emma and I decided to get tapas.
Jamie: I'm going to pretend for the sake of your manhood you said topless.
• Rating: Unrated

Counselor: A healthy relationship can't be built on lies.
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Tasha: Next time when you decide to have an illicit affair with a student I'd say ditch the roommates and get your own apartment.
• Rating: Unrated