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(to Ryan) With whom, who. Yeah, you know. Your NBF. The guy you go camping with, who you drink beers without the whole yap yap.


Is it hot in here or is it me. It's me!


No worries, I have a stain stick.


(to Cate) Fine, if you're buying then I'm consuming.


Paige: Whoa! What about balls? I thought we were going to dinner?
Ryan: Dinner's off. I need to have a break from all the yapping and honesty exercises.

(to Emma) I'm not jealous okay, and apparently I'm not even your boyfriend.


Baze: I can't Emma and I decided to get tapas.
Jamie: I'm going to pretend for the sake of your manhood you said topless.

A healthy relationship can't be built on lies.


Next time when you decide to have an illicit affair with a student I'd say ditch the roommates and get your own apartment.


Thank you! I promise I wont go crazy and buy a car or bad peanut butter.


Check out the desperate housewife.


Eric: I can't. I won't actually.
Lux: What?
Eric: Let you go.

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My dad said to do what I love and I love to drink for free.


You both can't be parents, you both need parents!